[Han (Peter) punches Leia (Lois) in the face and she falls down]
Han/Peter: You can't use that word! Only we can use that word!
[Princess Leia (Lois) is addressing a group of rebel pilots]
Leia/Lois: May I have everyone's attention please? We're evacuating into outer space with literally infinite directions in which to flee. However, we have decided that our transports will travel directly towards the fleet of stormtroopers. Any questions?
Rebel: Yeah, um, is there someone from the military we can talk to, a man perhaps?
[Darth Vader/Stewie tells Luke/Chris that he is his father]
Darth Vader/Stewie: Join me and we can rule the galaxy as father and son! Y'know? I mean it doesn't have to be as father and son, it can be just as, you know, as two really close guys who just happen to be men, you know, just, two good-looking guys sharing a cramped office running the galaxy together, you know, just getting the job done, you know maybe we, maybe we do it occasionally but it's not weird, you know, 'cause we're just, two guys with raging goals you know? I mean it's not even about the doing it part, but that's a part of it, but it's not...it's not the whole thing.
Brian/Chewie: Is that him?
Leia/Lois: I'm not sure. Luke, if that's you wave your right hand... no your RIGHT hand!
Luke/Chris: It's me, you fuckers!
Darth Vader/Stewie: Luke.
Darth Vader/Stewie: Wait, Luke?
Darth Vader/Stewie: Luke Skywalker?
Darth Vader/Stewie: Oh, my God, this is so silly. I was trying to call Luke Adams, his number is right next to yours in my helmet.
Luke/Chris: [As he hangs from the pole under Cloud City] Ben... Ben... Leia... Leia... Tom Selleck!
[Peter finishes telling "The Empire Strikes Back"]
Peter: The end.
[The power comes back on and the Griffins cheer]
Peter: Well, let's see Robot Chicken top this one.
Chris: Actually, I think they did a pretty good job of that already, Dad.
Peter: Well, I'll have to take your word for it. I don't watch Comedy Central.
Chris: It's on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim, Dad. I'm pretty sure you know that.
Peter: I don't know that. I haven't seen that show in a while and I don't know that anyone else has.
Chris: I think plenty of people have. Their fans are pretty loyal to them.
Peter: Oh, yeah? All 42 of them?
Chris: I'm not gonna let you get to me this time, Dad. I'm not gonna let you get to me.
Peter: Well, maybe I got time for another story then. It's called Without a Paddle.