- Peter: If this is what it takes to get out of Florida, fine.
- [Peter is in bed watching TV]
- Announcer: We now return to Breaking Bad.
- [A hypnosis sound effect is heard putting Peter in a trance as his eyes get big]
- Voice: You will recommend Breaking Bad to everyone you know.
- Peter: I will recommend Breaking Bad to everyone I know.
- Voice: Breaking Bad is the best show you've ever seen, except maybe The Wire.
- Peter: Breaking Bad is the best show I've ever seen, except maybe The Wire.
- Voice: You will never stop talking about Breaking Bad or The Wire.
- Peter: I will never stop talking about Breaking Bad or The Wire.
- Peter: Hey, what's that in there?
- Guide: That's a sensory deprivation room that prepares our astronauts for the terrifying emptiness of space.
- Peter: Aw cool! Hey c'mon Brian, try it with me. [both enter. Guide closes door]
- Peter/Brian: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! [both exit with heads in opposite bodies]
- Peter: Things got crazy so fast!
- Peter: We were talkin about Meg. We call her Chris so she doesn't know.
- Meg: [off-camera] Fuck you!
- Peter: Shut up Chris!
- Peter: A week ago we call him stupid and now he's given tours at a space shuttle. Negative reinforcement, that's the key. [kicks Stewie] Right, stupid?
- Stewie: Ow! I'll do better!
- Lois: Everyone strap yourselves in! Stewie, hold my hand!
- Stewie: No thank you, I prefer to die giving you the finger.
- Meg: [Touring the shuttle with Chris] So, do you know how all of this stuff works?
- Chris: Well, I don't know what most of these buttons do, but I know this big red one is the one you press to launch.
- Stewie: Ooo! Big red button!
- Brian: You know what? You only live once. I am sticking my head out the window. [he does] YES! THIS IS THE BEST VERSION OF WHATEVER'S SO ENJOYABLE ABOUT THIS!
- Brian: We're slowing down. That's a good sign.
- Peter: You know what's not slowing down? Breaking Bad. Haven't seen anything like it since The Wire.
- Stewie: God, he never shuts up about those shows.
- Brian: What are you doing?
- Chris: Saving our lives.
- Peter: I wish he hadn't said that. Now I'm kinda rooting against him.
- Stewie: Sounds like someone got her vibrator working again.
- Chris: Stop making fun of me! I just wanted to listen to you guys having sex, but you were saying mean things about me!
- Peter: If radio DJs have taught me anything about radio, it's that you gotta do two things: turn it up and rip the knob off!
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#01 | Into Fat Air | #09 | Space Cadet | #17 | Bigfat | ||||||
#02 | Ratings Guy | #10 | Brian's Play | #18 | Total Recall | ||||||
#03 | The Old Man and the Big 'C' | #11 | The Giggity Wife | #19 | Save the Clam | ||||||
#04 | Yug Ylimaf | #12 | Valentine's Day in Quahog | #20 | Farmer Guy | ||||||
#05 | Joe's Revenge | #13 | Chris Cross | #21 | Roads to Vegas | ||||||
#06 | Lois Comes Out of Her Shell | #14 | Call Girl | #22 | No Country Club for Old Men | ||||||
#07 | Friends Without Benefits | #15 | Turban Cowboy | ||||||||
#08 | Jesus, Mary & Joseph | #16 | 12 and a Half Angry Men | ||||||||
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