Peter: If this is what it takes to get out of Florida, fine.

Peter: Hey, what's that in there?

Guide: That's a sensory deprivation room that prepares our astronauts for the terrifying emptiness of space.

Peter: Aw cool! Hey c'mon Brian, try it with me. [both enter. Guide closes door]

Peter/Brian: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! [both exit with heads in opposite bodies]

Peter: Things got crazy so fast!

Peter: We were talkin about Meg. We call her Chris so she doesn't know.

Meg: [off-camera] Fuck you!

Peter: Shut up Chris!

Peter: A week ago we call him stupid and now he's given tours at a space shuttle. Negative reinforcement, that's the key. [kicks Stewie] Right, stupid?

Stewie: Ow! I'll do better!

Lois: Everyone strap yourselves in! Stewie, hold my hand!

Stewie: No thank you, I prefer to die giving you the finger.

Meg: [Touring the shuttle with Chris] So, do you know how all of this stuff works?

Chris: Well, I don't know what most of these buttons do, but I know this big red one is the one you press to launch.

Stewie: Ooo! Big red button!

Brian: You know what? You only live once. I am sticking my head out the window. [which he does] YES! THIS IS THE BEST PART OF WHATEVER'S SO ENJOYABLE ABOUT THIS!

Brian: What are you doing?

Chris: Saving our lives.

Peter: I wish he hadn't said that. Now I'm kinda rooting against him.

Stewie: Sounds like someone got her vibrator working again.

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