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Rupert: Hey, everybody, just so you know, I'm straight!

1st German Soldier: Heil Hooters!
Otto: Careful, it might be a "booby-trap".

[Observing the Titanic sinking firsthand]
Chris: This would make a great movie.

Stewie: Alright Chris, it's 1798 and we're in the home of Jane Austen.
Chris: Jane Austen? I don't think she's on my history test Stewie.
Stewie: Oh, I know. We're just here to release pent up time travel farts.
Chris: Awesome!
Brian: Yeah!

Stewie: Wait a minute. Pre-Soviet Russia? This wasn't on the manifest.
Brian: Yeah, this is kind of a personal thing. [approaches Ivan Pavlov] Hey, Pavlov, you dog teasing dick! How's this for positive reinforcement?! [Brian bludgeons Pavlov to death with one of his bells and then spits on his corpse] All right, where to next?
Chris: I want to kill more scientists!

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