Tea Peter/Quotes

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Quagmire: Hey, you ever accidentally masturbate to young pictures of your mom?

Peter: Who the fuck starts a conversation like that? I just sat down.

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Chris: Without government, I'm free to take a lotta mescaline and drive to Vegas!

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Chris: Wait'll you see Debbie Reynolds on stage.

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Pastor: I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride. [lifts Quagmire to top with a giraffe]

Quagmire: I'm glad we waited.

[NINE MONTHS LATER]

[the giraffe gives birth and a little giraffe with Quagmire's head stands up, looks direct at Quagmire]

Giraffe Quagmire: Giraffity!

Quagmire: Yeah see, that's not mine.

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Ryan Phillippe: Would anyone like to be impregnated?

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Brian: Hey! So how's that Tea Party goin', huh? More like TP Party. [pause] Toilet paper.

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