Television shows and films shown in Season 13

Screenshot What's on Episode Who's watching Episode Order
Allinmodernfamily All in the Family/Modern Family crossover episode The Simpsons Guy Lois, Brian, Meg, Chris, Stewie 1
The family watches two television icons meet.
HotelTV Hotel TV Baking Bad Griffin Family 1
Hotel information for home viewing.
Umm Favorite Sitcom Lines Preceded by the Word "Umm" Baking Bad Lois, Peter 2
Gum Gum commercial Baking Bad Peter, Quagmire, Joe, Cleveland 3
A commerical leaves the product vague until the last moment.
DinnerAndre My Dinner With André the Giant Brian the Closer Griffin Family 1
André the Giant spends his last hours being bored.
Presscot2 Prescott Towers Brian the Closer Peter, Quagmire, Joe, Cleveland, Brian 2
Brian shows the video brocure for Prescott Towers.
JCPenney The J.C. Penney's Thanksgiving Day Parade Turkey Guys Peter, Chris, Stewie 1
The guys watch a parade featuring knockoffs of licensed characters.
Nick18 Uncomfortably Hot 18-Year-Old Girls Turkey Guys Meg 2
Meg watches an average teen show on Nickelodeon.
Yulelog3 Yule Log The 2000-Year-Old Virgin Griffin Family 1
The family watches the Christmas tradition.
Jordanunderwear Another Michael Jordan underwear commercial on a plane for some reason Our Idiot Brian Brian, Stewie 1
A flier is surprised that Michael Jordan is concerned about his underwear.
MalcolmX Malcolm XXY Our Idiot Brian Brian, Chris 2
Malcolm X has some gender issues.
Thats my boy That's My Boy Our Idiot Brian Brian, Peter, Stewie 3
Brian and Peter are stuck watching the DVD menu screen to That's My Boy.
RDenisMenace Rocky Dennis the Menace This Little Piggy Peter, Lois 1
Mr. Wilson isn't allowed to get angry anymore.
TowerHeist Tower Heist This Little Piggy Joe 2
Peter creates a distraction for Joe.
AlJezzera Al Jarreau Jazeera Quagmire's Mom Meg, Lois, Chris, Brian, Stewie 1
Al Jarreau sings the news of the Middle East.
JFParty Jolly Farm Revue Quagmire's Mom Peter's party 2
Jolly Farm Revue plays during Peter's party.
HKCFL Hard Knocks: CFL Encyclopedia Griffin Peter, Joe, Cleveland, Quagmire 1
A look at the life of being a Canadian League football player.
TCLTE Top Chef: Looney Tunes Edition Stewie Is Enceinte Lois, Stewie 1
Sylvester the Cat's "Sufferin' Succotash" beats Elmer Fudd's rabbit dish.
OutbackX Outback Extreme! commercial Dr. C & The Women Brian, Peter, Joe, Quagmire, Cleveland 1
A commercial for the ultimate Australian-themed restaurant.
MLB Major League Baseball Dr. C & The Women Peter, Joe, Quagmire 2
Major League Baseball with one distractingly ugly guy behind home plate.
Indypothead Yet Another Indiana Jones Movie Once Bitten Griffin Family 1
Both Indy and the snake have issues with each other.
Lassiebutt Lassie Once Bitten Peter, Lois 2
Peter tries to figure out how to handle giving Brian a suppository by watching an old episode of Lassie.
80steenmovie 80s Teen Movie at a Realistic High School Once Bitten Peter, Lois 3
Real kids think karate is lame.
Dontgetshot Don't Get Shot by a Bullet Once Bitten Meg, Neil, theater patrons 4
Meg and Neil like to watch the friendly pre-show features at the theater.
DJButcher1 DJ Butcher Roasted Guy Peter, Brian 1
A DJ's job confuses even him.
Deanroast Dean Martin Roast infomercial Roasted Guy Peter, Brian 2
Peter becomes inspired to ask his friends to throw him a roast.
Einsteinfilm Albert Einstein film Fighting Irish News audience 1
Quahog 5 News shows a clip from Entertainment Tonight of Liam Neeson's latest film of Albert Einstein as a killer out for vengeance.
QuagsexVR Sex with Quagmire VR Fighting Irish Peter 2
Peter sits through a virtual reality simulator of sex with Quagmire.