Television shows and films shown in Season 5
| Screenshot | What's on | Episode | Who's watching | Episode Order | |
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Robin: Boy Wonder | Stewie Loves Lois | Griffin Family | 1 | |
| Robin finds himself under appreciated. | |||||
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Freddy Got Fingered | Stewie Loves Lois | Peter, Brian | 2 | |
| Brian and Peter channel surf. | |||||
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E.T.: The Extraterrestrial | Stewie Loves Lois | Peter, Brian | 2a | |
| Brian and Peter channel surf. | |||||
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Yellow Pages commercial | Stewie Loves Lois | Peter, Brian | 2b | |
| Brian and Peter channel surf. | |||||
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Mannequin | Mother Tucker | Peter | 1 | |
| Peter challenges fate and loses. | |||||
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RoundTable | Mother Tucker | Lois, Meg, Chris | 2 | |
| The speakers forget what they were actually discussing. | |||||
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Masturbator and Commander | Mother Tucker | Peter, Lois | 3 | |
| The Captain polishes his cannon during a battle. | |||||
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Pepperidge Farm Milano Cookies commercial | Hell Comes to Quahog | Lois, Peter, Chris, Stewie, Brian | 1 | |
| Pepperidge Farm remembers everything. | |||||
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Madagascar | Hell Comes to Quahog | Douche in a Hummer | 2 | |
| Douchebag watches Madagascar driving. | |||||
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The Even Couple | Hell Comes to Quahog | Peter, Lois | 3 | |
| Lois and Peter catch a film at the drive-in. | |||||
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Ghost Whisperer | Hell Comes to Quahog | Lois, Peter, Chris, Stewie, Brian | 4 | |
| Melinda can't figure out why all of the ghosts come to her. | |||||
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What Can the U.S. Army Do For You? | Saving Private Brian | James Woods Regional High School | 1 | |
| The students watch an army recruiting film. | |||||
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Robert | Saving Private Brian | Peter, Lois | 2 | |
| Lois and Peter watch a spinoff to Everybody Loves Raymond. | |||||
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Rodney King of Queens | Prick Up Your Ears | Mayor Adam West | 1 | |
| Mayor West relaxes at home. | |||||
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Genital Hospital | Prick Up Your Ears | Chris, Stewie, Chris' friends | 2 | |
| A woman is diagnosed with nymphomania. | |||||
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Laguna Beach | Prick Up Your Ears | Peter | 3 | |
| Peter watches television. | |||||
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Autumn's Piano | Chick Cancer | Peter, Lois | 1 | |
| Lois insists Peter go to the movies with her. | |||||
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Steel Vaginas | Chick Cancer | Griffin Family, Joe, Bonnie, Cleveland, Quagmire, Mayor Adam West, Mort, Fouad | 2 | |
| Peter makes his own chick-flick. | |||||
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Romancing the Stone | Barely Legal | Mayor Adam West | 1 | |
| Mayor West believes Joan Wilder is missing. | |||||
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Cheers | Road to Rupert | Peter | 1 | |
| Peter decides to entertain himself by pretending he is part of the show. | |||||
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SpongeBob SquarePants | Road to Rupert | Peter | 2 | |
| Peter watches SpongeBob in the car. | |||||
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Failure to Launch | Peter's Two Dads | Peter | 1 | |
| Peter considers himself tough after sitting through half of Failure to Launch. | |||||
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Cutting in Line in Front of Italians | The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou | Lois | 1 | |
| Italians voice their displeasure with someone cutting in line. | |||||
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War Movie | Airport '07 | Chris | 1 | |
| Lois wonders where the couch has gone. | |||||
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Cosmos: A Personal Voyage | Airport '07 | Peter, Brian | 2 | |
| Peter and Brian watch Cosmos, edited for rednecks. | |||||
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Last Holiday | Airport '07 | Peter, Joe, Cleveland | 3 | |
| The guys finish watching the film after landing the plane. | |||||
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Toilet training video | Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey | Brian, Stewie | 1 | |
| Stewie and Brian watch a toilet training video. | |||||
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America's Next Top Model | No Meals on Wheels | Peter, Brian | 1 | |
| An enraged Tyra Banks produces a giant iguana out of her mouth, which devours a displeased Top Model contestant. | |||||
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Now It's Just Getting Sad | Boys Do Cry | Peter, Lois | 1 | |
| Peter and Lois watch Julia Louis-Dreyfus pitch her new show. | |||||
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How I Met Your Father | No Chris Left Behind | Griffin Family | 1 | |
| Stinson and Ted "suit up." | |||||
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Liar, Liar remake | No Chris Left Behind | Carter | 2 | |
| Carter insists Peter shoot and star in a shot-for-shot remake of Liar, Liar. | |||||
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Japanese Girls Think Small Versions of Things Are Really Cute | No Chris Left Behind | Peter | 3 | |
| Tiny dog, tiny purse, tiny phone, tiny "everything." | |||||
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Lois' mayoral debate | It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One | The Legion of Doom | 1 | |
| Lois uncovers The Legion of Doom's secret plan. | |||||
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The Tonight Show | Meet the Quagmires | Peter, Brian | 1 | |
| Peter and Brian watch The Tonight Show with host Chevy Chase. | |||||