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Thank the Whites
ThanktheWhites
From the episode: Baby Got Black
Singers: Peter Griffin, Chorus
Voices: Seth MacFarlane, Chorus

"Thank the Whites" is Peter's attempt to show Jerome that there is nothing wrong with his daughter Pam dating Chris in "Baby Got Black" by explaining that white people have done a lot of good things for the world.

The song is based on Frank Sinatra's "Pass Me By".[1]

Lyrics

Peter: We gave you Eminem

And Justin Bieber too

Even though they dress and try to talk like you

The music of Taylor Swift and clothing from J.Crew

And Jon Heder

Also half of Derek Jeter

Add to that a fleet of soccer moms

Packed into their yoga tights

And for all this awesome neat and wonderful stuff

You know you don't thank the Lord, you thank the whites

Chorus: Thank the whites, thank the whites

You know you don't thank the Lord, you thank the whites

Peter: We gave you "Breaking Bad"

And all the songs by Creed

All the cast of "Friends" and trash like Tara Reid

A virtual world of porn so you can spill your seed

Ray-Ban glasses, leggy blondes with tiny asses

Frisbee sports, and fancy coffee too

Energy efficient lights!

And for all this awesome neat and wonderful stuff

You know you don't thank the Lord, you thank the whites

Peter & Chorus: Thank the whites, thank the whites

You know you don't thank the Lord, you thank the whites!

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