Stewie: He threw up when he found out you were a monster.
[after hearing Kevin's story about the death of his bunkmates]
Kevin: So I left.
Joe: How could you do that?!
Mayor Adam West: Coward!
Chris: If you think I'm gonna masturbate after this tonight, you're right!
Meg: [walks up to Kevin] You don't have to sit here and listen to this! Come on, Kevin. Let's get outta here.
Kevin: Nice try, skank.
Meg: Worth a shot.
[when Kevin offers to read one of his poems]
Brian: If I can guess a line in there, will you not read it?
Kevin: I don't think you'll be able to guess a line.
Brian: Is it something like, "Ice burns as hot as fire?"
Kevin: Okay. We're done here.
Kevin: Well, I'm sorry you all feel the way you do. But I walked away from an illegal war of aggression, being fought six thousand miles away from our shores.
Carter: Better there than here, where all my stuff is.
Peter: So, you just figured you'd let them get away with 9/11?
Kevin: Mr. Griffin, Iraq had nothing to do with 9/11, and the war we started in Iraq has killed almost a half a million of their people, which is like 200 9/11's.
Quagmire: So, I guess those moments of silence we had at those sporting events mean nothing to you.
Brian: Look. I think you guys are all rushing to judge Kevin without knowing what it was like to be in his shoes. He saw horrific things in a horrific war that only one other person here could possibly come close to understanding... Ida. [Brian gestures to her] She was in the military, she's seen battle, she's seen innocent people butchered by war machines. And I'm sure that Ida, more than anyone else here, can understand and support the choice that Kevin made.
Ida: No, Brian. I do not understand Kevin's choice and I do not support it.
Brian: Okay, well, that's just some dumb drag queen.
Ida: Son... When you go to war, you don't end up fighting for your country or your family or your flag. You're fighting for your fellow soldiers there in the foxhole with you. You walked out on those men, and that's what's most unforgivable.
Kevin: You know what, everyone?! Forget it! Up til today, you guys thought I was dead. Well, I'm not. But after all this? Dad, you may as well take me to prison because right now, I wish I WAS dead.
Lois: If anyone has wanted whipped cream on their pie, it's not my fault. I can't get a fucking word in edgewise around here.
[After Joe remembers the family that was homeless in the flashback]
Kevin: You know what you were doing that day dad? You were breaking the law. You know what your duty told you to do. But instead, you did what you thought was right.
Joe: I haven't thought about that family in years.
Kevin: I think about them all the time, and that example you set for me, that was the reason I left Iraq.
Peter: It sucks how early I have to work tomorrow.
Joe: Well, Kevin, I can't say I agree with your choice. Not one bit. But sometimes a man has to do what he thinks is right. And if you thought what you did was right, I guess I can accept it. Glad you're home, son.
Kevin: Me too.
Barbara: Happy Thanksgiving! We brought chicken wings!
Ida: Oh, yum! I hope they're the kind with the bone removed!