|From the episode:||Yug Ylimaf|
|Singers:||Stewie Griffin and his Preschool Class|
|Voices:||Seth MacFarlane and a children's choir including Tatum Hentemann|
"The Alphabet Song" is a traditional song set to the tune of "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" to help children learn the alphabet.
In "Yug Ylimaf", Stewie forgets the alphabet after "G" and has to fake his way through the rest of the song.
"Yug Ylimaf" Lyrics
- Standing here
- With these kids
- Waiting for the song to end
- Yankee Doodle went to town
- Now I know my ABCs
|From the episode:||Quagmire's Mom|
In "Quagmire's Mom", while on trial for statutory rape, Quagmire tries to explain that his behavior is a result of growing up with a sexually promiscuous mom, having learned his ABCs from the names of the guys that his mother had slept with.
"Quagmire's Mom" Lyrics
- Art, Bob, Chet, Don, Ed, Frank, Gus
- Hal, Irv, John, Ken, Lou, Matt, Nick, Ox, Pat
- Quinn, Ron, Sam, Tom, Ulf, Vick
- Walter, Xavier, Yaz and Zeke
- Those are just some of the guys
- There are lots of other guys