The Alphabet Song
From the episode: Yug Ylimaf
Singers: Stewie Griffin and his Preschool Class
Voices: Seth MacFarlane and a children's choir including Tatum Hentemann

"The Alphabet Song" is a traditional song set to the tune of "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" to help children learn the alphabet.

In "Yug Ylimaf", Stewie forgets the alphabet after "G" and has to fake his way through the rest of the song.

"Yug Ylimaf" Lyrics

Standing here
With these kids
Waiting for the song to end
Yankee Doodle went to town
Now I know my ABCs
The Alphabet Song
From the episode: Quagmire's Mom
Singers: Quagmire
Voices: Seth MacFarlane

In "Quagmire's Mom", while on trial for statutory rape, Quagmire tries to explain that his behavior is a result of growing up with a sexually promiscuous mom, having learned his ABCs from the names of the guys that his mother had slept with.

"Quagmire's Mom" Lyrics

Art, Bob, Chet, Don, Ed, Frank, Gus
Hal, Irv, John, Ken, Lou, Matt, Nick, Ox, Pat
Quinn, Ron, Sam, Tom, Ulf, Vick
Walter, Xavier, Yaz and Zeke
Those are just some of the guys
There are lots of other guys