Stewie: That's my name, don't wear it out.

[Stewie and Brian mess with the time machine and find themselves floating in a blank white space]

Brian: What happened? Where are we?

Stewie: I don't know. It's like...we're not anywhere.

Brian: Stewie, what the hell did your machine do?

Stewie: Just calm down, calm down, Brian. I've got the return pad. [engages the return pad] Alright, step on.

[nothing happens]

Brian: What happened?

Stewie Good Lord! This is impossible!

Brian: What?

Stewie: Well, the return pad works by first locking onto our coordinates along the curve of the space-time continuum. But it can't.

Brian: Why not?

Stewie: Well, the only explanation is: we've somehow transported outside the space-time continuum.

Brian: I don't—I don't understand.

Stewie: Non-existence. No past, no future. No universe. [a promo logo for The Cleveland Show appears] But still, somehow, a large, brightly-colored promo for The Cleveland Show.

Cleveland: Hey, y'all! It's The Cleveland Show!

Stewie: Huh, that's weird. Black guys usually don't promote themselves.

Stewie: Hey slut, get me out of this.

Brian: So that means you're Italian.

Stewie: Of course! My love for Spaghetti-o's and smoking on the toilet! It all makes sense!

Brian: Ew.

Stewie: Hey, Bertram. What's you're favorite kind of bottled water? Mine's "Arrowhead!"

[Stewie shoots an arrow in Bertram's head, killing him off]

Brian: Wow, that was...dramatic.

Brian: Stewie! Stewie! Are you ok?

Stewie: (in a falsetto voice) You gotta kiss him to wake him up.

Brian: I'm not going to kiss you!

Stewie: Stewie can't hear you. He's not awake. Only a kiss will wake him up!

Brian: Well, I better get Meg.

Stewie: Oh, oh, where am I?

Brian: Stewie, what the hell happened?

Stewie: Oh well, shortly after you left, da Vinci's girlfriend showed up. So I injected her with my DNA.

Brian: You had sex?

Stewie: No, I put my DNA inside of her.

Brian: Right, you had sex.

Stewie: No, what are you not getting? I put a sample of my DNA in a syringe and I injected her on the staircase, on the couch, and on the balcony.

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