- Brian: Could you close the gate? A couple o' calves got loose. Pow!
- Al Harrington: Short but handsome slightly hairy newly single salesman!
- Brian's Heart: Brian, this is your heart. What the hell do you think you're doing, man? Stop.
- Brian's Penis: Brian, this is your penis. Don't listen to him. We're this close to bone city.
- Peter: Brian, I'm here too. I'm hanging out with your penis and your heart.
- Stephen King's ghostwriter: Scary stuff, scary stuff, scary stuff, ding! Scary stuff, scary stuff, scary stuff, ding! Scary stuff, scary stuff, scary stuff, lunch!
- Peter: Come on, Joe. You can't be afraid. What if Bono had been afraid to wear sunglasses? Then nobody would know about Africa.
- Lois: Was someone wearing my new high heels?
- [Brian points to Stewie]
- Stewie: You dick.
- Stewie: Brian, why does everything you touch turn to garbage?
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