|From the episode:||Chris Has Got a Date, Date, Date, Date, Date|
"The Boy in the Giant Tux" is sung by Taylor Swift after a homecoming dance date with Chris Griffin in "Chris Has Got a Date, Date, Date, Date, Date". Although she later admits her date went well, she reveals that she has a habit of trashing men to maintain her popularity.
'Cause I know you're just blubber in a dress shirt
He licked his armpit, then ate all my dinner and dessert
Chris Griffin is a pig in every way, oh, oh...
Blubber, blubber, blubber Ohh-oh
Blubber, blubber Ohh-oh
Oh, and some animals give him boners.