The Boy in the Giant Tux
From the episode: Chris Has Got a Date, Date, Date, Date, Date
Singers: Taylor Swift
Voices: Ursula Taherian

"The Boy in the Giant Tux" is sung by Taylor Swift after a homecoming dance date with Chris Griffin in "Chris Has Got a Date, Date, Date, Date, Date". Although she later admits her date went well, she reveals that she has a habit of trashing men to maintain her popularity.


'Cause I know you're just blubber in a dress shirt

He licked his armpit, then ate all my dinner and dessert

Chris Griffin is a pig in every way, oh, oh...

Blubber, blubber, blubber Ohh-oh

Blubber, blubber Ohh-oh

Oh, and some animals give him boners.