The Communists is a fictional television program seen in "Dammit Janet!".

In it, a Soviet family lives in the only red house in the neighborhood. At the dinner table, when the father asks his son about his grades, he stalls, a number of prominent Russian name puns ensue at which point Nikita Khrushchev enters saying “Did somebody say Khrushchev?” and dances on the dinner table to techno music, with the family joining along.