|From the episode:||PTV|
|Singers:||Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin|
"The FCC Song" is a song sung by Peter, Brian, and Stewie Griffin in "PTV". The song describes what Peter thinks of the FCC. Not only were there new scenes for the sung lyrics of the song, but a montage of clips from past episodes were shown as well, each one a scene that would be censored by the FCC. The song was later mentioned in the extended musical section of "Brian & Stewie", but there wasn't any time to show it because of Stewie's little rant about how the FCC actually liked the parody of them.
It is set to the tune of "Volunteer Fireman's Picnic" from the musical Take Me Along.
Lois: The Side-Boob Hour? Peter that's it. I asked you to stop this, and you didn't listen to me. I'm sorry, but you left me no other choice. I've called the FCC.
Peter:Oh yeah, I know all about the FCC!
♪♪ They will clean up all your talking in a manner such as this ♪♪
Brian: ♪♪ They will make you take a tinkle when you want to take a piss ♪♪
Stewie: ♪♪ And they'll make you call fellatio a trouser-friendly kiss ♪♪
Peter, Brian, & Stewie: ♪♪ It's the plain situation! There's no negotiation! ♪♪
Peter: ♪♪ With the fellas at the freakin' FCC! ♪♪
Brian: ♪♪ They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of special interest groups... ♪♪
Peter: ♪♪ Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops ♪♪
Stewie: ♪♪ Any baby with a brain could tell them everybody poops! ♪♪
Peter, Brian, & Stewie: ♪♪ Take a tip, take a lesson! You'll never win by messin ♪♪
Peter: ♪♪ With the fellas at the freakin' FCC. ♪♪
♪♪ And if you find yourself with some young sexy thing ♪♪
♪♪ You're gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling, ♪♪
♪♪ Cause you can't say penis! ♪♪
♪♪ So they sent this little warning they're prepared to do their worst ♪♪
Brian: ♪♪ And they stuck it in your mailbox hoping you could be coerced ♪♪
Stewie: ♪♪ I can think of quite another place they should have stuck it first! ♪♪
Peter, Brian, & Stewie: ♪♪ They may just be neurotic or possibly psychotic ♪♪
♪♪ They're the fellas at the freakin' FCC! ♪♪