The Laser Tag Times is the fake newspaper cover that Peter Griffin purchased to celebrate his victory at Quahog Laser Tag in "Forget-Me-Not". When Peter takes it home, he tells Lois that the paper finally puts his family on the map. But after Peter and the guys lose their memories and find all of Quahog deserted, Joe and Quagmire ponder what had occurred. They spot the newspaper and believe it to mean Peter destroyed everyone else.