- Peter: I learned how to do a somersault.
- [Peter tries to do it, but falls over] Did I do it?
- Peter: I guess all this time Quagmire should've been saying "Wiggity."
- Quagmire: Baldness is for women's crotches, not men's heads.
- Announcer: And now it's time for the Channel 5 Sports report, brought to you by Kia. Kia: Too bad it's a Kia.
- Peter: Come on, it's not so bad. You could always kill yourself.
- Quagmire: I hate the Yankees.
- Peter: Yeah! You are all villains to me because I happen to live in this part of the country. Yeah!
- Quagmire: Slow down! Drive like hell, you'll get there.
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#02 | Ratings Guy | #10 | Brian's Play | #18 | Total Recall | ||||||
#03 | The Old Man and the Big 'C' | #11 | The Giggity Wife | #19 | Save the Clam | ||||||
#04 | Yug Ylimaf | #12 | Valentine's Day in Quahog | #20 | Farmer Guy | ||||||
#05 | Joe's Revenge | #13 | Chris Cross | #21 | Roads to Vegas | ||||||
#06 | Lois Comes Out of Her Shell | #14 | Call Girl | #22 | No Country Club for Old Men | ||||||
#07 | Friends Without Benefits | #15 | Turban Cowboy | ||||||||
#08 | Jesus, Mary & Joseph | #16 | 12 and a Half Angry Men | ||||||||
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