Peter: I learned how to do a somersault.
[Peter tries to do it, but falls over] Did I do it?

Peter: I guess all this time Quagmire should've been saying "Wiggity."

Quagmire: Baldness is for women's crotches, not men's heads.

Announcer: And now it's time for the Channel 5 Sports report, brought to you by Kia. Kia: Too bad it's a Kia.

Peter: Come on, it's not so bad. You could always kill yourself.

Quagmire: I hate the Yankees.
Peter: Yeah! You are all villains to me because I happen to live in this part of the country. Yeah!

Quagmire: Slow down! Drive like hell, you'll get there.

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