Herbert: Excuse me, I'm looking for a car that's been tricked out to look like an ice cream truck.
Brian: Dammit! I'm, I'm sorry what?
Herbert: You know, with the colorful pictures of ice cream treats, and it plays a tune that's fun for the young children. [Sings to "The Entertainer"] Da da da da da da da da... da da da da da da da da mmm...
Peter: Aw, man, you guys, we're rich!
Vern: Rich? I'll tell ya what's rich: the long monologues of a young Will Rogers, but I prefer some of the old slapstick, like this oversized powderpuff. Makeup! [slaps himself in the face with the powderpuff] Ha ha ha. Now that's rich! Play me off, Johnny!
Cleveland: Hey Joe, where'd you get the new legs?
Joe: Transplant. I got them of a death row inmate who got the chair. Unfortunately he was also a paraplegic.
Brian: So, umm, is there any chance tonight might be the night we push the beds together?
Lois: Goodnight Brian.
Brian: Awww, come on!
Lois: Gah, I wish you'd cut that out! You sound like a dog with a bone.
Brian: Ugh, yeah. If you need me I'll be in the basement.
Lois: Doing what?
Brian: What do you think?
Peter: Well, I'm just glad things are back to normal.
Lois: Yeah. And to think I was like one day away from having sex with you!
Lois: Yeah, I was gonna push those beds together and take you round the freakin' world! But a pat on the head's just as good, right? you want your ball? You want your ball?
Brian: No, I do not want the ball. If you need me I'll be in the basement.
Peter: Doing what?
Brian: What do you think?!
Stewie: OK, someone's gonna have to explain that to me.
Stewie: Lois, I smell whipped cream, are you making strawberry shortca...[sees Peter and Lois together] ARGH! ARGH! AHHH! ARGH! ARGH!
Mayor West: [as Stewie continues to scream] Oh, so it's a shouting match you want, eh? Well game on, Quahog! ARRGH! ARRGH! ARGH! ARGH ARGH! ARGGH I'M BEATING YOU!
Tom: In local news, we have more on the approach of Hurricane RuPaul, which is working his or her way up the coast. Let's go live to Ollie Williams with the Blaccuweather report. Ollie?
Ollie Williams: IT'S RAININ' SIDEWAYS!!
Tom Tucker: Sounds rough, Ollie. Did you bring your umbrella with you?