The Randy Newman Song
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"The Randy Newman Song" is a song by Randy Newman from FG203 "Da Boom".
[edit] Lyrics
Randy Newman:
♪ Fat man with his kids and dog ♪
♪ Drove in through the mornin fog ♪
♪ Hey there, Rover, come on over ♪
Lois: Well it's nice to have music while we eat.
Randy:
♪ Red-headed lady reachin' for an apple ♪
♪ Gonna take a bite, nope, nope ♪
♪ She's gonna breathe on it first ♪
♪ Wipes it on her blouse ♪
♪ She takes a bite, chews it once, ♪
♪ Twice, three times, four times, stops ♪
♪ Saliva workin' ♪
♪ She takes a long hard look at Randy ♪
♪ Five times ♪
♪ Fat old husband walkin over ♪
Lois: Let's get the hell out of here
Randy:
♪ Yeah, they're walkin' down the road ♪
♪ Left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot, left-- ♪
Apple hits Randy in the head.
Chris:
♪ Left foot, right foot ♪
♪ Left foot, right foot ♪
♪ Left foot, right foot ♪
♪ Left foot... ♪
Lois: (while Chris is singing) Please Chris mommy's going to have a big... Chris please... (while yelling) Stop it!
(Chris stops)
Lois: (calmly) Thank you sweetie.
