The Son Also Draws/Quotes

Peter: [To the trees] Hey if any of you falls down and no one is around to hear you, do you make a sound?

Tree: Of course... Frank fell down last week and he wouldn't stop talking since.

Frank the Tree: Oh stand there and bitch! No one stops and takes the time to HELP MEEEE!

Peter: Look Brian! Theres a message in my Alphabits. It says "oooooooooooo"

Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.

Scout Master: You Son is out of the Scouts!

Peter: Jeez, who died and made you President Nixon.

[Before Peter leaves for the vision quest]

Meg: Heres your chance to be alone with dad.

Chris: I'm not attracted to Dad.

Meg: Tell him you don't want to be in Scouts.

Chris: Oh...

[Chris leaves]

Meg: Yipes...

[Chris is watching TV when Peter enters]

Peter Griffin: I gotta suprise for ya, Chris. [He notices the TV] Oh, aw, geez, it'll have to wait. This is the one where the Fonz goes "aaaay!"

Fonzie: [On TV] Aaaaay!

Peter Griffin: [Laughs] Take that, 1950's society!

[Peter and Chris manage to convince the Scout Leader to give Chris a chance to earn a badge]

Mitch: All right! All right! You've got three days to earn a badge.

Peter Griffin: Three days? That's tomorrow!

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