Lois: Stewie, that's a terrible thing to say. This one particular tribe has lost their ways but most Native American are a proud, hard-working people who are a true to their spiritual heritage. They are certainly not savages.
Stewie:Well that's funny mother. Just this morning you said they were lazy like the Dirty Mexicans. [chuckles] Just kidding, the Mexicans are a clean and industrious people with a rich cultural heritage.
Meg:Yeah, not like those dumb gargantuan Swedes. Actually, the Swedish people run a gammon from short to tall, and did you know that Sweden gave us brilliant inventor Alfred Nobel.
Peter: Yeah. That's more than we got from those free-loading Canadians....Canada sucks.
Peter: Hey Fonzie. You were with a lot of girls..did you ever get a sexual disease?
The Fonz: Herpes twice. And the clap. Ehhhh!
Meg: Nice going, Mom. I finally get my driver's license, and you lose the car to a poker machine? How ironic!
Peter: Hey, don't talk to your mother like that! She is not an i-ron.
Peter: Huh, I didn't know anyone in this family had any talent. Well, except for that thing your mother does.
Chris: You mean play the piano?
Peter: No, no, she...yeah.
Lois: Stewie, look what Mommy made for dessert.
Stewie: Ooh, Jell-O. How exotic! I feel like I'm on the deck of the QE II.
Brian: Does that remote have a setting lower than "Mute"?