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(Stewie has taken control over Chris. He has brought Chris to a tool shop)

Stewie: (Into his microphone) Walk up to the counter.

(Chris does so)

Stewie: (Into his microphone) Good day shopkeep.

Chris: (Under Stewie's control) Good day shopkeep. I require a hand-operated buzz saw, capable of cutting through a human sternum. It's for a school project. I'm some sort of student sent here from... oh blast what the devil do they study, Uh... Latin Class.

Shop Keeper: Sorry kid, I can't sell power tools to minors.

Chris: (Under Stewie's control) Now look here you gord-bellied cod piece. Allow me to purchase the provisions I demand or I shall transform your blue collar into a red one and... who the deuce are you? No, I don't have any spare change. Where the hell would I keep it, in my diaper? Get out of here you hobo. Oh, bloody hell, is this thing still on?

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