The Thin White Line/Quotes

[Brian, working as a Seeing Eye dog, sits beside his Blind Guy in a movie theater. Brian watches the screen, then turns to the man and speaks in a hushed tone]

Brian Griffin: Okay, they're-they're in the woods...the camera keeps on moving...Uh, I think they're, they're looking for some witch or something, I-I don't know, I wasn't listening...nothing's happening, nothing's happening, something about a map, nothing's happening, it's over, a lot of people in the audience look pissed.

[The family are at the dinner table, Brian is looking highly edgy]

Lois Griffin: So, how was your day?

Brian Griffin: My day? Un-freakin'-believable. First-first we nailed this bastard who had the gall to hide his stuff in his daughter's doll. Her doll, for God's sake! Oh, where's the line anymore? Well, I got news for you: It's-it's-it's-it's-it's not even on the radar screen! The days of decency and virtue are gone, honey. Bam! Freakin' evaporated like a dingy, stinkin' mud puddle. One-one day you-you-you see your reflection in it, and the next day i-it's a-it's a-it's a damn oil spot on your cracked driveway, staring back at you, mocking you, blah blah blah, knowing the perverted truths that rot in the pit of your soul- that's how my freakin' day was.

[The family looks at Brian, stunned, for a long time. Finally, Peter breaks the silence]

Peter Griffin: You know what I haven't had in a while? Big League Chew.

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