Theme Song
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Created by: Walter Murphy
Lois:
It seems today
That all you see
Is violence in movies and sex on TV
Peter:
But where are those good old fashoned values
Entire Family:
On which we used to rely?
Lucky there's a Family Guy
Lucky there's a man who
Positively can do
All the things that make us
Stewie:
Entire Family:
He's... a.. Fam..ily... Guy!
Corrupted version (Whistle While Your Wife Works)
Lois:
It seems today
That all you see
Is violence in movies and sex on TV
Peter:
But where are those good old-fashioned values
Entire Family:
On which we used to rely?
Lucky there's a Family Guy
Lucky there's a man who
Positively can do
All the things that make us
Peter:
[falls down stairs] AAAH! Ow! Aaah! Aaah, ow, ow! [lands on dancer] Dammit!
Lois:
Peter, are you all right?
Peter:
N-no. I think you should call somebody.
Brian:
Ma'am, are you all right?
Dancer:
I can't...breathe...
Brian:
Oh, God, I think you punctured a lung!
Peter:
Aw, dammit, look at my foot, it's already starting to swell up. I'm looking forward to this week. Friggin' swelled foot all week.
Stewie:
You know we should, we should, you should probably go ahead and shut that off.
