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This Waitress is Prettier Than My Wife
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From the episode: In Harmony's Way
Singers: Peter Griffin, Glenn Quagmire
Voices: Seth MacFarlane

"This Waitress is Prettier Than My Wife" is sung by Peter Griffin and Glenn Quagmire during a recording session at Sony Records in "In Harmony's Way".

Lyrics

Together: This waitress is prettier than my wife
I could kill my family with a knife
We'll sail around the world by ship
I'll give my whole wad as a tip
Uncensored line: I'll slip her one big purple tip
But first I'll kill my family with a knife
Quagmire: Yes, he's gonna kill his family with a knife
Peter: Irregardless of this waitress, I will kill them with a knife

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