[Peter to the pilot before he skydives]

Peter: Thanks for the lift, Gil. I think I'll take the express down.

[The phone rings]

Lois: Hello?

[It's Peter]:

Peter: Is dinner almost ready?

Lois: Yes Peter. God, where are you? I can barely hear you.

Peter: Pull back my chair ever so slightly.

[Lois complies and Peter crashes through the ceiling of the house]

Peter: Ahh, Daddy's home.

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