Wasted Talent/Quotes

• Gynecologist Dr. Fred Rubin to Lois regarding Alexis: Don't let her get to you. She asked for 'Pine Forest', I gave her 'New Car'.

• Jimmy: (Practicing his piano lessons with Lois)

Stewie: Ugh, trying to watch the history channel here.

Lois: Keep practicing Jimmy, I'll be right back.

Stewie: Not talkin' to myself here

Stewie: (Climbs down off couch and runs off screen - we hear punching noises - he runs back to the couch)

Lois: OK, Jimmy... oh my God, what happened?

Stewie: Yes Jimmie, what happened?

Jimmy: Uh, uh... (glances back at Stewie)... I fell

• Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out?

Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

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