Wavyhaired Douchein is the host of the Teen Choice Awards that the Griffins attend in "Meg and Quagmire". When Douchein introduces presenter Wilford Brimley who complains about the noise, Douchein quickly segues to musical group Pee Hole Skin. Brimley decides to put a stop to the noise and shoots the band and then starts shooting into the audience.

He is voiced by Alec Sulkin.