|From the episode:||Brian Sings and Swings|
|Singers:||Frank Sinatra, Jr., Stewie, Brian|
|Voices:||Frank Sinatra Jr., Seth MacFarlane|
Frank Sinatra Jr: How I love a girl who's flawless
Stewie: Even better when she's bra-less
Frank Sinatra Jr and Stewie: But the thing that tops it all is when we swing
Frank Sinatra Jr: How I love a glass of jack
Stewie: Or anything with Robert Stack
Frank Sinatra Jr: But the gals we romance can't stay out of our pants when we swing
Brian: Yesterday had got me feeling kind of blue
Stewie: So you left, and we replaced you with a Jew
Jerry Lewis: Lady!
Stewie: You're fired!
Jerry Lewis: Oy!
Frank Sinatra Jr: We love it when the ladies squeeze us
Brian: That's an easy way to please us
Brian, Stewie, and Frank: But we feel like freakin' Jesus when we swing
Brian: I love the work of Allen Funt
Stewie: Or a nicely shaven leg
Brian, Stewie, and Frank: But nothing compares to the feeling that we get
No, nothing compares to the feeling we get when we swing!