You May Now Kiss the...uh...Guy Who Receives/Quotes

Adam West [after presenting the Dig 'Em gold statue] : I'd like to take this opportunity to announce extreme budget cutbacks, having almost nothing to do with this solid gold statue.

Doctor Hartman: Sir, I think you should know these growths on your forearms, they're giant tumors.
Popeye: <popeye talk> + oh dear.
Doctor Hartman: Yeah, I'm surprised you haven't realized this is not how a human being is supposed to look.
Popeye: <popeye talk>
Doctor Hartman: And that speech thing and what you're doing with your eye? You had a stroke about seven years ago.
Popeye: <popeye talk>
Doctor Hartman: That you've managed to be walking around all this time, is nothing short of a miracle.
Popeye: <popeye talk>
Doctor Hartman: I'd say about two months.

Stewie: You hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So, umm. This is awkward, but... I mean, if they can do that--that's pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you might as well pack it in, game over.

Lois: Something about two gay people getting married, I just don't think it's right.
Priest: Well, these questions are too big to be decided by human beings. Which is why god made this film <and showing Lois some movie>.

Adam West: I should warn you. I have a tiny bulletproof shield the exact size of a bullet, somewhere on my body. And if you hit it, I'll be unharmed and your plan will be foiled. You'll be the laughing stock of me.

Alyssa: It's only a matter of time before mayor West signs that bill and you'll get to touch these (points to her breasts)
Chris: Oh boy! I've got a feeling that before the end of the day, I'm going to be burying my dog.
Alyssa Whoa, whoa! I said you could touch my boobs. Let's start with that.

Peter: I'll relax him by using my catch phrase (change to Italian accent) Hey! Whassa happa wit' chyu? (laugh track)
Brian: What the hell was that?
Peter: (return to New England accent) My catch phrase.
Brian: You don't have a catch phrase
Peter: (Italian accent) Why a you gotta say it like a dat? (laugh track)

Brian: (ringing the bell at Quagmire's place) Hi Glenn. Hey, eh, would you sign a petition to overturn Mayor West's ban on gay marriage?
Quagmire: Gay marriage? Ah, come on! Two halves can't make a whole without a hole! Giggity giggity gigitty gigitty! Ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang Ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang! (slams the front door)
(Brian walks to Herbert's)
Herbert: (responding to Brian's request) You get offa my property, you pervert.
(Brian goes to Bottomtooth's)
Brian: Ehm, mister Bottomtooth, would you like to sign the petition?
Mr. Bottomtooth: Uh, no, nu hamenuheeeeal...
Brian: eh I don't eh... what, what's the problem?
Mr. Bottomtooth: Humenuhheah! Humeneahhheah ahahaheah! (showing Brian the Christian cross around his neck)
Brian: Ah, ok, thank you.
(cutaway to Bottomtooth inside his house, playing the piano while singing more mubmbling Amazing Grace)

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