You and I are So Awfully Different
From the episode: Road to Europe
Singers: Brian and Stewie Griffin
Voices: Seth MacFarlane, Walter Murphy and His Orchestra

"You and I Are so Awfully Different", is a song sung by Brian Griffin and Stewie Griffin during "Road to Europe". It is performed in the streets of Saudi Arabia.

The music and lyrics are similar to Nothing in Common, a duet with Frank Sinatra and Keely Smith on Sinatra's album Come Dance With Me![1]




Both: ♪ You and I are so awfully diff'rent ♪ ♪ too awfully different, to ever be pals ♪

Stewie: Do you want to go first?

Brian: Yeah, I'll go. ♪ Your favorite hero is the Marquis de Sade ♪

Stewie: Oh, you're one to talk. ♪ You get a stiffy ♪ ♪ from Phylicia Rashad ♪

Brian: Oh, one time *PING*

Stewie: ♪ I've a style flair, just look at my hip hair ♪

Brian: Oh yeah, that's quite a nice 'do there

Stewie: Oh thanks

Brian: (as Triumph the Insult Comic Dog) For me to poop on!

Stewie: What?

Brian: (normal voice) Oh c'mon you look like Charlie Brown

Stewie: Bite me, Snoopy

Both: ♪ There's not - a whole lot - that we've got, to agree on ♪

Brian: ♪ 'Cause I love the strings of a classical score. ♪

Stewie: ♪ And I like that singer who looks like a whore. ♪

Brian: Ricky Martin?

Stewie: Love him.

Both: ♪ We're too different to ever be pals ♪♪ You and I are ♪

Locals: ♪ Dododo ♪

Both: ♪ so awfully different ♪

Locals: ♪ Dododo ♪

Both: ♪ Too awfully different ♪

Locals: ♪ Dododo ♪

Both: ♪ to ever be pals ♪

Locals: ♪ Dododo dodo dodo dooyo dodo ♪

Brian: ♪ Your head's as massive as a meteorite ♪

Stewie: Oh, very funny. ♪ You have a weenie like a Christmas tree light ♪

Brian: ♪ I bet money, you'll marry a honey ♪ ♪ Who's pretty and funny ♪ ♪ And her name will be Ted ♪

Stewie: Oh a gay joke!.

Brian: I just work with what you give me.

Both: ♪ You might think we're in sync ♪ ♪ But we stink, as a duo ♪

Brian: ♪ 'Cause you get a kick out of carnage and guts ♪

Stewie: ♪ And you get a kick out of stroking your... ♪

Brian: Whoa, whoa, whoa, you can't say that on TV

Stewie: What? Ego?

Brian: Never mind

Both: ♪ We're too different to ever be pals ♪